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Micke Y
100.000-klubben
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 Posted - 2007/07/02 : 13:20:19
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1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,
for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty
much leave me alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky
tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be
promoted.
5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of
car payments.
8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their
shoes.
9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and
he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
probably worth it.
12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it
back in your pocket.
16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
17. Duct tape is like "The Force." It has a light side and a dark side,
and it holds the universe together.
18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on
the same night.
Micke |
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
"Se inte ner på 3 ackord låtar, tänk hur många bra vi har gjort med bara 2" Billy Gibbons ZZ Top
Pälsar skall sitta på djur i skogen, inte på människor i stan. |
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Tobbe_L
Klubbmästare i AÖ
9028 Posts |
Posted - 2007/07/02 : 13:43:41
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Jag är inte dum....
Jag har bara otur när jag tänker |
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johan.björklund
Reportage-Harry -05 & -07, 100.000-klubben!
20859 Posts |
Posted - 2007/07/02 : 17:40:49
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>musik förmedlingen<
Medlem av det Skånska välljuds sällskapet eoJEUD
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Zalve
Nerikes Audiofiler
18938 Posts |
Posted - 2007/07/02 : 18:02:32
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17. Duct tape is like "The Force." It has a light side and a dark side,
and it holds the universe together.
18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
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"Vänner är de där ovanliga människorna som frågar dig hur det är och sen väntar på svaret. / Okänd" |
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johan.björklund
Reportage-Harry -05 & -07, 100.000-klubben!
20859 Posts |
Posted - 2007/07/02 : 18:37:38
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Så när den mörka sidan fastnar över munnen det är då man börjar låta som en respirator ?
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>musik förmedlingen<
Medlem av det Skånska välljuds sällskapet eoJEUD
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ohmega
Member
4651 Posts |
Posted - 2007/07/02 : 19:36:04
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Medlem i klubbstugan SVAVEL - "Vi kör så det ryker"
Mitt Hifi-intresse är ingen prylhobby - det är en materialsport :) Anläggning: DVD-Denver + Naim Nait2 + Epos ES11 OCH FT-1600 MkII + 200 CD-skivor |
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edison
N.A.udiophile
2529 Posts |
Posted - 2007/07/02 : 20:47:33
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SACD/DVD-Audio: Pioneer DV-575A / CD: Sony CDP-X3000ES / LP: H/K T60 & Ortofon OM40 > Vincent RIAA > ACURUS Line Pre L10 > slutsteg ACURUS A100 > > Högtalare: 'Projektbygge' "The Pretender", en stativare m Seas Excel 5" & SS 2905/9300
(Vilande: en fn trasig Edison60, samt högt.bygge med Seas Excel 8" (pappkon) & Scanspeak D9300) Nystartat bygge: SEAS 25F-EW bas + Scanspeak D2905/9300 diskant. Sluten låda på 33 liter, vilken skall bli aperiodiskt dämpad. |
Edited by - edison on 2007/07/02 20:48:14 |
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